"Do you have a drinking fountain?"

No. We don't. Why? Because you and your fellow patrons decided to pour popcorn down it and other unspeakably nasty things. "Why isn't water free?" Well, it was, until families the size of the Canadian Army all wanted their free water at 6:59 pm while 48 other people are actually going to spend money and pay our bills before the show starts. We charge a quarter, and as a bonus give you unlimited refills. Happy? No, no you aren't because you don't want to have to come out during the show and get a refill so you ask for the water in the 32 ounce Pepsi cup. Sorry buckwheat, but you are going to have to get off your hiney and come out when you want some more water, because those cups are expensive and take too darn long to fill up with water. I am sure you can make due. If you need to, buy 2 waters for a whopping fifty cents, then you don't have to come out during your precious movie.