"Hi, do you sell Nachos?"

Do we look like we sell nachos? Do you see nachos on the menu? Do you smell the rich smell of nacho cheese? Do you see other people eating nachos? If the answer to all these questions is no, then we don't sell nachos. Did you seriously come to the dollar theater to eat dinner? We don't sell hamburgers either btw. If you want to know what we sell, take a gander at the huge menu overhead, the glass case that is so finely displaying all we have to offer.