After everyone leaves the theater at night, I stroll up and down the rows with a flashlight. Why you might ask? To find any lost or dropped items of course, and check for hiding kids. (I have found purses, books, bibles, beer, money, guns, sheriffs badge, syringes, clothes, shoes, iphones, ipods, baby bottles and binky's, and much much more - no kids yet though)
I search for dropped change, and sometimes find dollars. Should I consider this as my bonus money? I think so. If I don't claim it the cleaning lady will snatch it up and she already gets paid much more than us.
So what if I find a large amount of money? I am not saying I do this, or want to, but I feel like if you find it surrounded by smuggled-in food and a filthy mess, you can get revenge on that person and pocket it as compensation for their disrespectful behavior. Does that person - who was ignorant enough to leave a huge mess in your theater, sneak in energy drinks then spill those sticky suckers on your chairs and floor, and probably text the whole movie and disturb the other customers - deserve to get it back? I'll let you be the judge. :-)
Revenge of the Dollar Theater.
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