"You found my gun?" Yes mam, I have your firearm.

A few years back a lady left her purse in the theater. I had the honor of finding it. After a few days I decided to look inside for her phone number, help her out a little. As I opened the fort knox of purses I found over $600 in cash. I found a digital camera, enough credit cards to account for the recession alone, and a nice little 9 mm firearm. When she came in to collect her belongings, the first thing she was was, "do you have my gun?". Yes mam, I have your gun, but the cash, credit cards and other things magically disappeared. Just Kidding. Although she wasn't. She wanted that gun and didn't care about anything else. The gun is the only part of that purse I wanted to get rid of.