"What movies are playing?"

Oh how often I am asked while selling tickets, "What movies are playing?" Well, in case you didn't happen to notice the giant billboard-sized marquee above your head with our 2 movies and their associated show times, and in case you failed to notice the two movie posters next to the doors you walked into, and in case you didn't notice the two pieces of paper between you and me on the glass indicated which movies are playing at what times, then we are showing.... Try to keep up next time.