"hide your drinks and pretend like we already have tickets"

Today I was outside the theater walking with my little girl when I saw 4 little boys about 13 years of age say, "hide your drinks and just walk in like we have tickets". There are a few problems with this story. First, how and where is a kid who weighs 60 pounds going to hide a 72 ounce soda without looking slightly out of place? Second, there really wasn't anyone else at the thaeter, so I am pretty sure we are going to know who we have and haven't sold tickets to. Third, why do you boys look so scared? Little boys, next time buy a 20 ouncer and I will give you a deal on ticket prices, I will only charge you a dollar fifty. Lucky ducks.